Cake.. Yummy!!!!

** This is another one of those analogy things (which may have come out before the first analogy story, so that line might not make sense now, but I assure you it will make sense in due time).. The problem with this analogy is that it has been thought up at the wrong moment, compared with not the best of examples and the comparisons which have been made have been badly executed.. So, bear with me this ramble on cakes.. **

Let me just start off stating the obvious..


Life is full of cakes.. And everyone worth his heart wants one, unless he's not interested in the cakes (if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*), but that is an entirely different story.. So, let us leave that right here, before this situation gets any more awkward that it already is.. As we have decided on what we are not to talk about, let'e get down to business..


Most of us are in a rat race to get to the cakes and then eat them, both being two entirely different races.. And since these are cakes that we imagine, let's imagine them to have feelings (confused feelings at that) which make them capable of letting them being available to be eaten. Now that we have established the rules of the game, let us get down to the various outcomes of this fight over the cream-on-top-of-bread-induced splendor.

• Sometimes you know where the cake is, you know you can eat the cake, and you know you'll have a great time eating it, but you don't want to eat it, cos you know the cake wants to be eaten by someone else or you know someone who wants to eat the cake.. (This is for the people having conscience.. All others can just go ahead and eat the cake..)
• Sometimes the cakes calls you over to eat it, but doesn't let you eat it.. And in those fleeting moments, you doubt whether the cake wants to be eaten at all.. 
• Sometimes, the cake behaves like your BFF, but it'll mostly be because it wants to be eaten by someone else, and it finds you as the perfect foil for achieving that..
• Sometimes, the cake is itself confused as to what it is doing, and it'll go to get eaten up by wrong persons, realize it made a mistake, come back to you, and give you the headache of deciding whether to eat the cake of your dreams, knowing that it has already been tasted by someone else..
• Sometimes the cake will say it'll be with you forever and ever, but if the baker comes and asks the cake to get ready to be eaten by someone else, it'll go on and do that, saying that you've been a good friend. And it'll do all this without even showing the slightest of feelings, which makes you question the primary assumption of cakes having feelings..

Is this confusing?? Well, welcome to my world..


** For all the non-Sheldons who didn't understand a word I said, replace cake with girls and "eating cakes" by, well, what ever you think I meant.. Now, read the entire thing again..:-P


Well, bye for now.. I'll be back with another crazy post soon.. :-)